Well. So *they* say...

You know which wines go best with which foods, and
you can make New York City's finest sommalier
feel like a kid at a keg party. You wanna take
that Emeril guy and beat him with a stick, but
really - you've got more class than that.
What people love: You know the best restaurants and
what their specialties are.
What people hate: Every waiter in town wants to
mangle your pretentious ass.


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I don't *think* I'm pretentious...

And (whispers) it's sommelier, not sommalier.

Hmm. Maybe I am pretentious after all.

Did I mention that Emeril drives me nuts? Oh, yeah, baby.